
Bashir, you're a doctor, not a first-contact specialist." (Valhalla 19) "I thought you were a doctor, not a hacker." (Proud Helios 260) "I'm an official of the government, not a spiritual leader." (VOY: "Sacred Ground") (Quoting the warden) "This is punishment, not shoreleave." (VOY: "Thirty Days") "I'm an engineer, not a costume designer." (VOY: "Virtuoso") "I'm a pilot, Harry, not a doctor!" (VOY: "Message in a Bottle") (said of The Doctor): "It wasn't programmed to be a tenor, it was programmed to be a physician." (VOY: "The Swarm") "I'm a diagnostic tool, not an engineer." (VOY: "The Swarm") "This is a Federation starship, not the Barge of the Dead!" (VOY: "Repentance") "This is a sickbay, not a dormitory." (VOY: "Demon") "She's a counselor, lieutenant, not an engineer." referring to Deanna Troi (VOY: "Life Line") "This is sickbay, not an arsenal." (VOY: "Bliss") "They're Klingons, not kittens." (VOY: "The Killing Game, Part II") "It's a sickbay, not a conference room." (VOY: "Caretaker") "I am a warrior, not a murderer." (DS9: "Broken Link") We're writers, not Vikings." (DS9: "Far Beyond the Stars") "I'm a magazine editor, not a crusader." (DS9: "Far Beyond the Stars") "He's not a detective, he's an engineer." (DS9: "Prodigal Daughter", about Miles O'Brien) "I'm a security officer, not a combat pilot." (DS9: "Vortex") "I'm an engineer, not a philosopher." (DS9: "It's Only a Paper Moon") "Why? You're a bartender, not a warrior." (DS9: "Shadows and Symbols") "I'm sorry captain, but I'm an engineer, not a magician." (DS9: "The Siege of AR-558") "This is a jail, not a hotel." (DS9: "Sacrifice of Angels")

"I'm a weapons dealer, not a soldier." (DS9: "The Magnificent Ferengi") "I'm a scientist, not a military man." (TOS: "The Squire of Gothos") "These are people, not robots." (TOS: "The Apple") Are you a doctor, or aren't you?" (TOS: "Amok Time") "I'm a soldier, not a diplomat." (TOS: "Errand of Mercy") USS Prometheus EMH Mark II: "I'm a doctor, not a commando." (VOY: "Message in a Bottle") USS Enterprise-E EMH Mark I: "I'm a doctor, not a doorstop." (Star Trek: First Contact) "I'm a physician, not an engineer." (ENT: "Doctor's Orders") "I'm a doctor, not an engineer." (VOY: "Flesh and Blood")Īccording to the official Robert Picardo website during Picardo's audition, the final scripted line for the reading was, "I believe someone has failed to terminate my program", and he finished his audition with the ad libbed "I'm a doctor, not a nightlight." "I'm a doctor, not a zoo-keeper." (VOY: "Life Line") "I'm a doctor, not a dragon-slayer." (VOY: "Bliss") "I'm a doctor, not a battery." (VOY: "Gravity") "I'm a doctor, not a peeping Tom." (VOY: "Drone") "I'm a doctor, not a database." (VOY: "Future's End, Part II") "I'm a doctor, not a bartender." (VOY: "Twisted") "I'm a doctor, not a counter-insurgent." (VOY: "Basics, Part II") "I'm a doctor, not a performer." (VOY: "Investigations") interrupted by Torres: ".not an engineer. "I shouldn't have to remind you: I'm a doctor." "I'm a doctor, not a voyeur." (VOY: "Parturition") Neelix, not an interior decorator." (VOY: "Phage") "I'm a doctor, not an historian." (DS9: "Trials and Tribble-ations") "I'm a doctor, not a botanist." (DS9: "The Wire") "Garak, I'm a doctor, not." meaning a spy or an investigator, but Garak interrupted him (DS9: "Past Prologue") "I'm not a mechanic, Spock." (TOS: "The Empath")ĭuring one episode of Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, DeForest Kelley spoke the line "I'm not a doctor, I'm a convicted murderer." "I'm a doctor, not a coal miner." (TOS: "The Empath") "I will not peddle flesh! I'm a physician." (TOS: "Return to Tomorrow") "I'm not a magician, Spock, just an old country doctor." (TOS: "The Deadly Years") to which Montgomery Scott immediately replied, "Now, you're an engineer." "I'm a doctor, not an engineer." (TOS: "Mirror, Mirror") "I'm a doctor, not a mechanic." (TOS: "The Doomsday Machine")

"Look, I'm a doctor, not an escalator." (TOS: "Friday's Child") This is an interesting statement since, in the episode "Court Martial", Doctor McCoy is called as an expert witness in space psychiatry. "I'm a surgeon, not a psychiatrist." (TOS: "The City on the Edge of Forever") to which Kirk replies, "You're a healer, there's a patient. "I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer." (TOS: "The Devil in the Dark") "What do you mean what sort of work? I'm a doctor." (TOS: "This Side of Paradise") If I were an officer of the line." (TOS: "A Taste of Armageddon") I'm just a country doctor." (TOS: "The Alternative Factor") When I peek, it is in the line of duty." (TOS: "Shore Leave") "What am I, a doctor or a moon-shuttle conductor?" (TOS: "The Corbomite Maneuver")
